New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Someone shit on the floor
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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