I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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