OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
