I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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