On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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