just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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