feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
