dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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