Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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