that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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