You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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