i'm lost and i look like a hooker
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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