your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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