It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Dicks are not precious.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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