you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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