at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
