Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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