The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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