Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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