i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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