I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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