Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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