In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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