i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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