I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
