she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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