Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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