I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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