Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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