turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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