Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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