Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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