i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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