Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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