that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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