Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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