i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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