Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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