he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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