You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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