so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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