You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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