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dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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