i think my tv is drunk
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
There's always time for handjobs
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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