He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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