it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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