How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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