Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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