i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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