Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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