i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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