The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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