Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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