Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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