So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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